Have you always dreamed of throwing Martin down the stairs… without legal consequences ?
✨ Good news: it's finally possible.
Meet Martin , the official plush toy who takes it all (or almost all) and always comes back for a cuddle. Soft and endearing, Martin is the perfect companion for letting off steam, decorating, or simply loving a lot.
Each Martin comes with: 📜 An official adoption certificate (because Martin deserves a family) 🔢 A unique serial number (yes, your Martin is special)
📏 Features:
Size: 50 cm / 19.7 inches
Integrated pocket: 17 cm deep and 7 cm in diameter (Ideal for hiding secrets, snacks, or your regrets.)
⚠️ Warning : Martin can provoke an unhealthy attachment and a sudden urge to throw him down the stairs “just one last time”.
Martin (but special): is a plush toy that I consider to have too many visual defects (example: misaligned stitching), but he remains soft and super nice!
Payment in three installments is also available thanks to Klarna! Don't forget to select this option when making your payment!
